I hear there is a story here

Seems like a couple of the Old Geezer's went camping, I heard something about cot's breaking, air mattresses flipping over, somebody falling out of bed (in an enclosed trailer yet???), a crushed chair, small fish, lost ammo magazines, and in every story there seems to be some reference to Brokeback Mountain, or Broke Back, or Deliverence or something like that. . . anybody care to comment??? Why does John have chapstick???? Where'd the butter go??? Man, there seems to be a lot of questions floating around.